Because of the dumbass in the factory that passed on this QC nightmare. Lookin’ a little wall-eyed there, Don.
I remember when I was five or six, my father and I went shopping for a toy for my friend’s birthday. We wound up grabbing a Michaelangelo, since it was the only turtle on the shelf. I had the other three, so I was sort of bummed out that my buddy was going to wind up with the only one I didn’t have.
Dad took me to five stores to find my own Mikey. Greatest day ever. It’s cool that the Turtles still get a lot of love, and I’m always up for fresh interpretations.