I know the thresholds of heavy, I’ve heard Meshuggah. I’m not under the impression that we’ve made the heaviest album of all time. But I do know that what’s going on out there in rock music, is that rock music, even the most popular bands, is not really influencing the zeitgeist. It’s not moving the…… Continue reading Mike Shinoda, wake the fuck up.
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The Advice Asshole Saga: Part Three
You don’t need to read part one and two of the saga, but what’s a downfall without a build-up? My site was popular with celebrity fans, amateur picture seekers, and people that liked out of this world random content. A lot of my WTF? Gallery was distasteful. I’d post pictures of crime scenes and car…… Continue reading The Advice Asshole Saga: Part Three
The Advice Asshole Saga: Part Two
So we’ve covered how I started out, as a monthly column posted on orsm.net. Let’s get into my time as a very successfully porn distributor. My Advice Asshole site started small, hosted on geocities. I paid the ridiculous price of $20 a month to have theadviceasshole.com mapped to my geoshitties subdomain. As I grew through…… Continue reading The Advice Asshole Saga: Part Two
The Advice Asshole Saga: Part One
When I read Tim Allen’s autobiography years ago, one of the first passages has always stuck with me. I’m a Dick. Yes. I am a Dick. My closest friends know I’m a Dick. In fact, my brothers are Dicks, my cousins are Dicks, and my sister—before she was married—a Dick. My dad? One incredible Dick,…… Continue reading The Advice Asshole Saga: Part One