When I read Tim Allen’s autobiography years ago, one of the first passages has always stuck with me. I’m a Dick. Yes. I am a Dick. My closest friends know I’m a Dick. In fact, my brothers are Dicks, my cousins are Dicks, and my sister—before she was married—a Dick. My dad? One incredible Dick,…… Continue reading The Advice Asshole Saga: Part One
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Screen Name History
I’ve had online personas since sometime in 1998, when my family first got AOL on an old ass second-hand computer from my aunt. Part of the fun that first night was gathering around the computer picking out screen names that would represent each of us. My mother tried to use her old CB handle, Blue…… Continue reading Screen Name History