Shit old broads say.

I’ve wanted to do this for a while, but I’ve finally made up my mind to go for it. There’s this trio of old broads at work that have old broad conversations every day. Once in a while they say something that I find funny, so I am going to chronicle their old broad insights from time to time.

Old Broad 1: She was going to take my son camping this past weekend, but, I’m sorry. It’s Mother’s Day. I know she’s wrapped up in her cancer thing, but come on. You’ve only got one mother-in-law, and she’d like to see her son.

Old Broad 2: Ohhhhhhhh, how can she be so bad?

OB1: Yeah, she changed her tune real fast when I spoke up about it. How ignorant.

OB2: mmmmmm. You told her.

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