Oh Baseball, You Make Me So Happy

Three things come to mind when I watch this short clip of Alex Rodriguez in the cage against David “Boomer” Wells.

  1. Alex’s timing is way off, Boomer’s making him look a little silly on the outside corner.
  2. Alex looks like he’s slimmed way down over the offseason
  3. Boomer looks like he can still pitch

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I am Keith J. Frank, an overweight, acerbic, narcissistic, and sometimes lovable asshole that was born in June of 1983.

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