I Was Totally Jonesin’ For Some Cookies Last Night

I can completely relate to poor old Cookie Monster. It was like my blood and joints were aching for a taste of a chocolate chip cookie. I was hurtin’ for a fix real bad, man. Real bad.poor cookie monster

Luckily, we had some of those easy-bake Toll House cookies in the fridge, so I made some and gobbled them up like a dirty fucking junkie. Longest twenty minutes of my life ever. The trials and tribulations of a fat guy.

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