Moving, again…

In typical “Keith” fashion, I’m sitting down to write a thousand words instead of packing the night before moving out. To everyone helping me move tomorrow: You’re welcome for all of the shit still left to do! At least you’re getting something fun to read out of it. Oh, and Jimmy’s Pizza! There’s that! This…… Continue reading Moving, again…

Contrary to popular belief, I don’t “hate” my birthday.

I stole this image from the Economist.

To claim that I despise my birthday is a misnomer; I’m actually quite grateful that my parents had sex, that zygote me was formed and gestated nearly successfully, and that Dr. Jacobs was able to facilitate an emergency c-section at Albany Med to get me out of Ma, and give my heart its first few pumps when my…… Continue reading Contrary to popular belief, I don’t “hate” my birthday.

Mike Shinoda, wake the fuck up.

I know the thresholds of heavy, I’ve heard Meshuggah. I’m not under the impression that we’ve made the heaviest album of all time. But I do know that what’s going on out there in rock music, is that rock music, even the most popular bands, is not really influencing the zeitgeist. It’s not moving the…… Continue reading Mike Shinoda, wake the fuck up.

I never understood booing players.

Look at all these douche bags. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b9rOji_PWY I love how quickly they change their tune when he steps out from behind the picture. What a bunch of inconsistent babies. They’re the guys that watch a bar fight from across the room, and then carry on for half an hour about how those guys were lucky they…… Continue reading I never understood booing players.

Microsoft sucks at honoring email preferences.

So I just got this email from Microsoft <Microsoft@e-mail.microsoft.com>, with the subject: We miss you! Re-subscribe to receive the latest tech news from Microsoft “Did you know your current contact settings have cancelled all Microsoft email communications to your inbox?” Yes, I did, and are you sure about that on your end? I’m pretty fucking certain I’m…… Continue reading Microsoft sucks at honoring email preferences.

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